Mo-mania

The following email thread starts out as an innocent email from Craig, asking who will be in town for a trip he had planned to UB. It went downhill, quickly, when Kai entered the  conversation.

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From: Craig
Sent: Tuesday, 11 September 2012 10:15 AM
To: Kai; Shannon;
Subject: Guess what…

Are you guys in UB these next few days?

Pending weather, will be up tomorrow night and back here Monday morning.

Craig (the hair).

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From: Kai
Sent: Tuesday, September 11, 2012 10:25 AM
To: Craig; Shannon;
Subject: RE: Guess what…

Shan is off to HK…back on the weekend sometime.

Kane is kicking about.

You are staying at our place…no arguments!

Kai (the moe)

…sorry shan…

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From: Craig
Sent: Tuesday, 11 September 2012 5:01 PM
To: Kai
Cc: Shannon
Subject: RE: Guess what…

I have been looking at your pic below all day (sort of) and troubling my mind for a suitable response.

I’m stumped, shocked and awed – all at once.

Dam, that’s a fine mo!!!

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From: Kai
Sent: Tuesday, September 11, 2012 5:07 PM
To: Craig
Cc: Shannon
Subject: RE: Guess what…

Oh yea, it’s a cracker!

I gave my beard a little trim a few weeks ago, but avoided my goatee area.  Then low and behold, a couple of days ago I saw this awesome little moe hiding out in my beard.  The ends were starting to curl and differentiate from the rest of the beard quite nicely.

Put shan on a plane this morning and then gave birth to this little baby once she was far enough away that she couldn’t chase me with clippers for a few days.

The mo itself actually finishes just beyond the corner of my mouth…that wonderful handlebar reach is all mo that spreads out and comes to a nicely pointed curl.

In person it is actually even nicer!  The photo doesn’t do it justice.

BEST MO EVER!

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From: Shannon
Sent: Tuesday, September 11, 2012 8:45 PM
To: Kai; Craig
Subject: RE: Guess what…

Oh sweet baby Jesus, I thought that was a photo from the past. It had better be gone when I return. No, really, it had better be gone.

As for you Mr McBaron, really – you think admiring Kai’s GOD AWFUL MO in front of me was a wise move? You’re pretty…

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From: Craig
Sent: Wednesday, September 12, 2012 7:44 AM
To: Shannon; Kai
Subject: RE: Guess what…

MOre adMOnishment of the MO…?

I’m not just admiring it, I am inspired, over-awed, curious, hideously fascinated and amazed by this MOnument.

It is a singular, massive entity with a fractal presence.  It begs the question – what influence doth its gravity hath on light?

I think I have MO-envy…

It is deserving of its own blog: MO-asia.com

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From: Shannon
Sent: Wednesday, 12 September 2012 8:45 AM
To: Craig; Kai
Subject: RE: Guess what…

I am MOrtified by the MO.

MOreover,  you’re a MOron for liking it.

Please stop giving Kai MOmentum to carry on with this tOMfoolery (it’s the best word I could do with MO in it).

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From: Kai
Sent: Wednesday, September 12, 2012 8:46 AM
To: Shannon; Craig
Subject: RE: Guess what…

The best word that I can think of is MO-licious

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From: Shannon
Sent: Wednesday, September 12, 2012 9:02 AM
To: Kai; Craig
Subject: RE: Guess what…

Yeah, well you’re a MOron too.

I’ve invented a new word: MO-chuk, which is what I’ll do to the bloody MO when I get home.

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From: Craig
Sent: Wednesday, 12 September 2012 9:06 AM
To: Shannon; Kai
Subject: RE: Guess what…

Don’t you think its maybe just a little interesting that we are residing in MOngolia?

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From: Kai
Sent: Wednesday, September 12, 2012 9:06 AM
To: Craig; Shannon
Subject: RE: Guess what…

Best argument I’ve heard yet!

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From: Shannon
Sent: Wednesday, 12 September 2012 9:10 AM
To: Kai; Craig
Subject: RE: Guess what…

You know, even I can’t fault that argument…

Hang on, what am I saying? …

Kai, it’s ME or the MO… yeah, I went there.

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From: Kai
Sent: Wednesday, September 12, 2012 9:19 AM
To: Shannon; Craig
Subject: RE: Guess what…

Since you’re in hong kong…it looks like the MO is winning.  Perhaps we can have a cage fight between the two of you when you get back to MOngolia?

The Barney in the County….Get READDDDDY to RUMMMMBLE!

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From: Shannon
Sent: Wednesday, September 12, 2012 11:22 AM
To: Kai; Craig
Subject: RE: Guess what…

Game. On.

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It’s a no brainer as to who won that fight.

4 thoughts on “Mo-mania

  1. MO-nstrous. Also, something about this look is a little Colonel Sanders-esque. I think it might be the lanyard/earphones on the white shirt masquerading (MO-squerading?) as a Southern-style rope tie thingy.

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